AC Labs is proud to present the Pediatric Helping Olphalange Overboot To Bend Infantile Nubbins Downward (PHOOTBIND)!
This device gently curves a child's toes into the classic downturned position for high-end bouldering and sport.*
|Before and After|
Soon little Joey Kindergardener will be crushing 5.15 before he can count that high, Dean Toddler soloing your dream lines wearing a diaper 'chute, and baby Sash DiDroolian will, uh, still pretty much be the same as Sasha DiGiulian.
AC Labs is planning on introducing a large range of infant training devices. Current projects include:
- Umbilical-cord compatible quickdraw
- Gu gu ga ga, a formula-flavored energy gel
- An aggrifier, the anti-pacifier
- 4wd Subaru stroller
- Harness-compatible diapers
*Crutches sold separately.