Here at Asshole Climbers we have the luxury of putting a fun spin on a sport that is, at times, taken a bit too seriously. There are serious occasions however that shake our community and even we need to set aside the fun and mockery. This, unfortunately, is one of those times.
Today we have some tragic news to share with our readers; a turkey, avocado sandwich on honey oat bread was lost this weekend, spotting its maker on a 16 foot high-ball.
On this unlucky day, one boulderer dared to wake up a bit earlier to forgo the usual Dunkin Donuts bagel for lunch. He went past the jar of peanut butter, pile of Builder Bars, bag of bulk dried fruit and all natural Turkey Jerky and straight for the top shelf ingredients: turkey, honey oat bread, spinach, hummus, avocado and spicy mustard.
It's a cruel world to rob a climber of cherished shut-eye and fresh produce; a truly a tragic loss.
We here at Asshole Climbers want to applaud you boulderer, and encourage you to not give up on the pursuit of a wholesome lunch. We know it's hard, but you must forge ahead. If it's any consolation, we're confident that if it had been a jar of peanut butter or crusty bagel you had landed on, it would have meant a broken ankle. Just another reason to opt for foods that provide more cushion for the push'n.