Now, you may be saying, "What the hell are you talking about, Yeti? These kids are just starting to climb hard. Why, I bet Ashima will do a V14 as soon as she can count that high." And I will reply, "Why bother, when the next wave of young crushers is already hitting the gym and putting in the time to make this current crop of pre-teen mutants look like clip-fumbling gumbies?"
Who are these phenoms, you ask? Well I recently stumbled upon some leaked training footage from the most promising climber in this new cohort.
His strength-to-weight ratio is off the charts. His determination is unwavering, as long as he doesn't get distracted by a shiny object or loud sounds. The only reason he hasn't sent your project is because he can't walk yet. The only thing stopping him is naptime.
Give up already, you old fogie.