This week, we present three mindbogglingly stupid products that, sadly, actually exist. Stay tuned, and be sure to comment about your own most hated pieces of shkit. With no further ado, I present:
Gnar Skirt, Sierra Designs
Down is known to perform poorly when wet, which could be a problem when I piss myself laughing at anyone wearing this.
I'm not really sure what Sierra Designs was thinking when they DRAFTed this. One might say that I am not very OPEN to the idea of a down skirt. I just don't LEAK it very much. While it looks GORGEous, there seems GAPING HOLE in the design logic. It might have something do with the GINORMOUS FUCKING HOLE IN THE BOTTOM.
It provides almost no insulation and makes your ass look big. The down skirt is basically a cold air funnel straight to your lady parts. If you thought the screaming barfies from your hands were bad. . .
Sadly, there is no down kilt available for the men-folk.